So I was checking up on MIT happenings and was startled with what I saw. What started with an adverse reaction to this bomb squad tomfoolery turned into a full on rant. ENJOY! I sure did...First, way to be a dick about the BTB bomb thing MIT. For fuck's sake. They need to stop advertising MIT as this haven for student culture and freedom if they're gonna continue to be complete chodes about it. I never really cared too much about the whole Campaign for Students things, but the dickery is getting hard to ignore. Hey bomb squad guy...you look like a majooooor douche. 
Second, Talk Nerdy to Me Girl needs to just stop. I don’t know what she gains from that article but its just gross. Only a true nerdwhore openly admits that she keeps a spreadsheet of her hookups. It's gotten to be completely tasteless. and this is coming from me. I don’t want to hear anymore of this girl's slut chronicles passed off as horrible advice.
Third, this whole cut sports thing. Way to quell the stereotype of the haplessly unathletic nerds by cutting varsity sports. And which do they cut? Our embarrassment of a football team? Nope, sports like pistol, where we are nationally recognized as one of the best varsity shooting programs in the country. Men's and women's ice hockey? GOOD CALL! I was sick of the hockey teams interrupting me when I would go to the JOHNSON ICE RINK, bore a hole, lay down and fuck it. wait...You mean ice rinks are for hockey? WHAAAAAAA? fuck that shit. at least now they can set up for finals super duper early.
Fourth, I see the Logs performed Miley's "See You Again" at the acrapella CPW show. THAT’S OUR SHIT! STEP DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS!
Second, Talk Nerdy to Me Girl needs to just stop. I don’t know what she gains from that article but its just gross. Only a true nerdwhore openly admits that she keeps a spreadsheet of her hookups. It's gotten to be completely tasteless. and this is coming from me. I don’t want to hear anymore of this girl's slut chronicles passed off as horrible advice.
Third, this whole cut sports thing. Way to quell the stereotype of the haplessly unathletic nerds by cutting varsity sports. And which do they cut? Our embarrassment of a football team? Nope, sports like pistol, where we are nationally recognized as one of the best varsity shooting programs in the country. Men's and women's ice hockey? GOOD CALL! I was sick of the hockey teams interrupting me when I would go to the JOHNSON ICE RINK, bore a hole, lay down and fuck it. wait...You mean ice rinks are for hockey? WHAAAAAAA? fuck that shit. at least now they can set up for finals super duper early.
Fourth, I see the Logs performed Miley's "See You Again" at the acrapella CPW show. THAT’S OUR SHIT! STEP DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS!
Fifth, the caption for our photo: "Brian T. Basham ’12, Hannah L. Pelton ’12, and Deepa Mokshagundam ’09 (left to right) of Roadkill Buffet improvise a skit based on a word from the audience during CPW." Wow! What a descriptively mindblowing comment dickhead!
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